Sewing, Cooking, & Other Musings

I made this jacket.  Fuck yeah.
Upcycled crossbody bags new in shop.  From pants, skirts, shorts, and the like.
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Reading Yoga

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Reading Yoga

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“Birds are shi**ing all over our new patio furniture…….they shi* on everything………………………………………………*uck those birds.”

—   My husband, solemnly observant.
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Cosmetic sets
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Make your own silk top from recycled scarves. Great and easy tutorial found here! 
- Team Forrage

forrage:

Make your own silk top from recycled scarves. Great and easy tutorial found here! 

- Team Forrage

And Wow.

Well, today I said something to you about your judgementalness.

You called my friend a derogatory term meant for very large women whose bodies might resemble football players that begins with a and ends with n.  I told I thought that word was mean.  You said it didn’t matter because she wasn’t there to hear it, so I told you that yesterday I called you a fat-ass behind your back and asked, “Does that hurt your feelings?”

See, you forced me to be mean, and now I’m tired from it.  Not appreciated.

I’m Afraid to Tell You…

So, I’ve been struggling with something.  Some people are really judgmental and it bugs me.  Is tumblr an okay place for me to vent this?  I hope so.

Sure, I’m guilty of it sometimes, but after the nonsense I heard today, I’ve decided, I’m quitting it.

I QUIT YOU JUDGEMENTALNESS!

So what if someone is overweight?  So what if they don’t cut their hair in a fashion that you find appealing?  So what if they sag their drawers?  It’s none of my business, and it’s none of yours.  It just makes me want to be mean to you, and being mean takes up a lot of energy, so I really don’t appreciate you forcing that on to me.

And secondly, if you’re going to parade around and talk about nothing but going to church Sunday morning, evening, and Wednesday night and make it a point to come to the lunch gathering and pray in a way to intentionally make the rest of us feel like assholes for eating already, then you better shut your ever loving pie hole about how other people choose to live their lives, cause the last time I checked, Jesus wasn’t all about you going around passing judgement on others.

Side note:  I looked up the word ostensibly in the thesaurus today b/c I was thinking about using it but I wanted to be sure I used it accurately, cause lord knows the last thing I want is to offend someone by misusing the English language, and under “Related Words” it said pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

And the making continues.
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