Sewing, Cooking, & Other Musings

sajme:

Obama….Romney, Tomorrow you will meet with the judges and only one of you will continue in the hopes of become America’s Next Top Model.

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OMG that girl is always looking so good. Her clothes are so fly. Her hair is so cute. It makes me want to hate her but I just can’t. I love her too damn much and I don’t even know her.

erikeeee:

Lol. Totes just heard the girls on my floor standing outside talking about me.

Rainbow fish is an asshat in this story. He only shares his scales cause the octopus intimidates him, not because of some moral epiphany. I f-ing hate his guts. (I might be in an angry mood right now).
boundforbeantown:

Books My Children Will Read: The Rainbow Fish

“Finally the Rainbow Fish had only one shining scale left. His most  prized possessions had been given away, yet he was very happy. “Come on Rainbow Fish,” they called. “Come and play with us!” “Here I come,” said the Rainbow Fish and happy as a splash, he swam off to join his friends.”

Rainbow fish is an asshat in this story. He only shares his scales cause the octopus intimidates him, not because of some moral epiphany. I f-ing hate his guts. (I might be in an angry mood right now).

boundforbeantown:

Books My Children Will Read: The Rainbow Fish

“Finally the Rainbow Fish had only one shining scale left. His most  prized possessions had been given away, yet he was very happy. “Come on Rainbow Fish,” they called. “Come and play with us!” “Here I come,” said the Rainbow Fish and happy as a splash, he swam off to join his friends.”

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classroomcollective:

Paint-In-A-Bag. A fun, clean way to play with paint and make letters.

classroomcollective:

Paint-In-A-Bag. A fun, clean way to play with paint and make letters.


erikeeee:

Who decided it was acceptable to let Russel Brand sing I Am The Walrus?

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erikeeee:

Before and after.
I bought this baby for ten cents!
The before picture originally showed the whole dress, but I realized you could see my underwear so….

Husband: Wanna go see Spiderman tonight?
Me: I’ve already seen it.
H: When?
Me: Like forever ago.
H: This is a new one.
Me: Oh yeah? I bet I can tell you the entire plot.
H: Go.
Me: We are introduced to a boy who is dorky and has a crush on a girl who is out of his reach. He turns into Spiderman, saves her life, they make out, he reveals his true identity, they make out some more, the end.

I can’t handle it.

Today I made french toast with banana bread.  Then I put bananas on it.  Then syrup.  Best breakfast I’ve ever had in my life.

How to tell if you’re a troll
……

2. You see a movie created by someone:

A. You admire the work it took to create something even if you didn’t personally love the end result.

B. You spend 3 hours picking apart the plot, motives of the characters, and publicly point out all real or imagined plot-holes.

C. You scream “LOOK OUT, BITCH!” as loud as you can through out the entire movie. Then you and your friends loudly high-five each other. The movie is Schindler’s List.

D. You aren’t allowed to go to movies because you don’t own pants.

—   The Bloggess

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earth911:

Drink up —> This is one of the loveliest recycled plastic pieces of jewelry we’ve seen.

These LEGO necklaces are also a creative way to reuse your ol’ stuff - if soda isn’t your thing.

wheresmypencil:

I just finished this necklace made of upcycled plastic bottles. I cut some random triangles in the bottle, burnt the edges with a lighter to smoothen them and added some graphic lines with permanent white marker. I made a pair of matching earrings as well :)

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ohmyshish:

My best friend is amazing. You should check her out.

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