Obama….Romney, Tomorrow you will meet with the judges and only one of you will continue in the hopes of become America’s Next Top Model.
Lol. Totes just heard the girls on my floor standing outside talking about me.
Who decided it was acceptable to let Russel Brand sing I Am The Walrus?
Husband: Wanna go see Spiderman tonight?
Me: I’ve already seen it.
Me: Like forever ago.
H: This is a new one.
Me: Oh yeah? I bet I can tell you the entire plot.
Me: We are introduced to a boy who is dorky and has a crush on a girl who is out of his reach. He turns into Spiderman, saves her life, they make out, he reveals his true identity, they make out some more, the end.
Today I made french toast with banana bread. Then I put bananas on it. Then syrup. Best breakfast I’ve ever had in my life.
How to tell if you’re a troll
2. You see a movie created by someone:
A. You admire the work it took to create something even if you didn’t personally love the end result.
B. You spend 3 hours picking apart the plot, motives of the characters, and publicly point out all real or imagined plot-holes.
C. You scream “LOOK OUT, BITCH!” as loud as you can through out the entire movie. Then you and your friends loudly high-five each other. The movie is Schindler’s List.
D. You aren’t allowed to go to movies because you don’t own pants.”